I once got an award for being like Huckleberry Finn. I also got an award for reading an average ammount of books in an average amount of time in elementary school.
"just beware of thoe who dont want others to be happy...."
-me!

Awards for stoopid things to say (yes, these all are real):
"The wind was blowing really hard yesterday and I dont know why"
-some kid at school announcing this to the class
"Your supposed to put your feet in the boots"
-me, trying to explain boots that you put your shoes in
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